Here's the lineup.
Top shelf
-Baofeng UV-82X
-Baofeng UV-5R+
-2x Baofeng BF-888S

Center
-YAESU 2900R 2-Meter
-MFJ-4128 Power supply
-Diamond SX-400 SWR/Pwr meter

Bottom
-Uniden Home Patrol scanner

I live in a Homeowner's Assoc. and am limited to stealthy antennas.

There's a Centerfire Discone in the attic that feeds my Uniden Home Patrol scanner and is used for occasional HT radio work.

My externally mounted antenna is the Ringo AR-2 atop the Purple Martin houses approximately 20 feet up.